i can see despair in his eyes and i cant even see his eyes
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“This is our hermit crab, Ferris Mewler. He frequently changes shells.”
Photos/caption by CardiacSchmardiac
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I’ve been in this IT course for like 2 years now and while I’ve learned a lot about computers they still haven’t gotten to the clown
I’m going to break you into four equal parts like a fucking kit kat
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The Man
The Myth
The Legend
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Updates:
“Where Are They Now? A Year Later, Mixed Fortunes For Panama Papers Line-Up.”
i will never be over this
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reasons i want to be rich
- to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
- to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
- to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
- to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
- to pay my mom’s bills and debts
reasons i dont want to be rich
- to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly
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you may spank it… once still remains the funniest image ever created on this bitch of an earth
like how do u top this in terms of pure comedic value. donkey kong’s ass. the suspense. the mere implication that donkey kong nasty. him looking out to sea like he’s making the hardest decision of his life. its so fucking good
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THIS WAS REALLY JARRING TO MY BRAIN AND I FORGOT WHAT DECADE WE ARE IN
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